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Letter to Auguries, Dated October 9th 1983

 

 

 

            Don’t think for one goddamn second

that I don’t know screeching when I hear it &

understand what crows mean.

 

            Yes, I drive a Plymouth Satellite & yes

I communicate directly with the stars. Your

galaxy has no grasp of magic. Your science

 

is mistranslated from the waltz. No,

I take no pride in your illiteracy. I have had my fill

of gasoline casserole. You should focus

 

            on syllables rather than the pronunciation

of prophecies. In answer to your queries—I am not

part of your fan club. Too much of my time

 

            belongs to Charlton Heston’s shrine.

I am pleased to hear about your sister’s marriage

to bluebirds. I hope she finds the worms

 

            for her children. I will not discuss

Heaven with you. You are not part of congress

& have no purchase there. Suffice to say,

           

            it is better than Hell. In closing,

take heart & I will see you soon in the Odyssey,

next to my steering wheel.

 

 

 

 

Dream with Horses and the Rat Pack

 

I imagine Dean hitching together his team of horses, all martini

drenched & riddle smoky. He makes a poor wrangler—a drunken swagger

 

only scares the rear ponies. Frank outlives us all, churning glue

into gelatin; the cat food companies acknowledge his status as patron

 

saint. Road agents pose no threat, not with Sammy twisting his six-shooters. Only the cattle know the guns are just for show. But poor Peter, all he wants to do is bake the best

 

peach cobbler & cheat on his wife. Too bad the chuck wagons are full of sausage. Who

the fuck is Joey Bishop? The horses all wonder in unison.

 

 

 

 

 

Idiot Creek, Oregon

 

 

 

My heart finishes its last syllable & o! I arch

my back & howl this song for Trout Street.

 

My motorcycle articulates broken Spanish.

I’ve got a clubfoot—I’m going to heaven

 

whenever the hell I want. I’ve got enough

alcohol to get drunk for a year.

 

There are no mistranslations in rainwater.

 

 

 

  Beam Pattern

 

C. McAllister Williams lives in Michigan & collects typewriters. His work is a fugitive-at-large.